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Real Mineral Water. Delivered to Your Door.
Naturally sourced Crazy Water from Mineral Wells, Texas. We bring it to your home across Austin and San Antonio, then pick up the empties. No store runs. No hauling.
How It Works
We handle the water from start to finish. You just leave the empties out.
Step One
Choose your Crazy Water and check out in minutes.
Step Two
We bring it right to your door on your route day.
Step Three
Leave the empties out and we haul them all away.
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Look, we get it - water is water, right? Not quite.
Crazy Water comes from deep wells in Mineral Wells, Texas, and it's been around since 1881. That's over 140 years of folks drinking this stuff. What makes it different? It's naturally loaded with minerals like magnesium and calcium - the kind your body actually uses for hydration, keeping your muscles happy, and helping digestion do its thing.
Here's the deal: most bottled water you grab at the store? It's either spring water with barely any minerals, or purified water that's had everything stripped out. Then they try to sell you powders and packets to add back what should've been there in the first place.
Crazy Water skips all that. No additives, no fake electrolytes, no processing that takes out the good stuff. Just real mineral water straight from the source, the way it's been for generations.
We're proud to bring this authentic Texas water to Central Texas. It's the real thing - always has been.
If you find our products cheaper anywhere, we'll match or beat that price
Every bottle of Crazy Water comes from a different well in Mineral Wells, Texas — and each well carries its own mineral strength. Pick your level, from light and crisp to full-strength mineral rich.
Crazy Water No. 1
The lightest of the family. Most minerals are filtered out, leaving just enough behind to keep the water gently alkaline — clean, crisp, and easy to drink all day.
| Mineral profile | Virtually mineral-free |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Crazy Water No. 2
Drawn from the Norwood Well, No. 2 is light and crisp with a low-to-medium mineral profile — an easy sipper for keeping your hydration steady from morning to night.
| Calcium | 15.4 |
| Magnesium | 8.95 |
| Potassium | 3.81 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 295 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 296 |
| Sulfate | 193 |
| Silica | 5.56 |
| Zinc | 0.005 |
| Lithium | 0.0325 |
| Dissolved Solids | 750 |
| pH | 7.4 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Crazy Water No. 3
Sourced from the Famous Deep Well, No. 3 delivers a noticeably richer mineral profile with an 8.0 pH — a mineral boost you can still comfortably drink throughout the day.
| Calcium | 34 |
| Magnesium | 18.3 |
| Potassium | 4.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 333 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 337 |
| Sulfate | 171 |
| Silica | 6.14 |
| Zinc | 0.0256 |
| Lithium | 0.0306 |
| Dissolved Solids | 740 |
| pH | 8.0 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Crazy Water No. 4
Straight from the original Crazy Well, No. 4 is the full-strength classic — packed with naturally occurring minerals. It's strong, so most folks enjoy a glass in the morning and one at night rather than sipping it all day.
| Calcium | 68.2 |
| Magnesium | 46.9 |
| Potassium | 11.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 583 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 588 |
| Sulfate | 1080 |
| Silica | 5.42 |
| Zinc | 0.101 |
| Lithium | 0.161 |
| Dissolved Solids | 2450 |
| pH | 7.7 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Crazy Water Fizz
No. 3's mineral-rich water with fine, tight carbonation added. Smooth bubbles, real minerals — a sparkling water that's as drinkable as it is refreshing.
| Calcium | 34 |
| Magnesium | 18.3 |
| Potassium | 4.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 333 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 337 |
| Sulfate | 171 |
| Silica | 6.14 |
| Zinc | 0.0256 |
| Lithium | 0.0306 |
| Dissolved Solids | 740 |
| pH | 8.0 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Tap a category to see which naturally occurring minerals in Crazy Water are traditionally associated with it.
Plays a central role in how the body produces and uses energy.
Helps buffer acid buildup that contributes to fatigue.
Involved in the metabolism that turns food into fuel.
Supports the production of glycogen, the body's stored fuel.
An essential electrolyte for cell function and growth.
A trace nutrient linked to overall vitality.
Well known for its role in supporting normal immune function.
Contributes to the body's antioxidant defenses.
Helps the body maintain its natural pH balance.
Naturally alkaline water supports the body's own balance.
Works alongside sodium and potassium to balance the body's fluids.
Helps regulate fluid levels between cells.
Supports the body's absorption of other minerals.
Mineral-rich water is absorbed readily by the body.
Often associated with clearer thinking and less brain fog.
A trace mineral involved in normal brain function.
Contributes to keeping the mind sharp.
Frequently called "food for the brain" for its links to mood and memory.
Involved in nerve signaling throughout the body.
Supports overall brain health.
A key component of the barrier that protects the brain.
A building block of the stomach acid that digests food.
Traditionally associated with keeping digestion moving.
Helps neutralize excess acid.
Involved in how the body metabolizes fats and carbohydrates.
Essential for strong teeth and bones.
Involved in hundreds of processes across the body.
Associated with healthy hair, skin, nails, and bones.
Contributes to maintaining bone density.
Needed for normal muscle contraction.
Helps neutralize the lactic acid generated by exercise.
Lost through sweat and needed to help deter muscle cramps.
Supports muscle function, electrolyte balance, and energy production.
Associated with tissue repair and recovery.
Involved in regulating the body's total water balance.
Has a naturally calming effect that helps ease the body toward rest.
Works with calcium to relax muscles and the nervous system.
Associated with deeper, less interrupted sleep.
These statements describe naturally occurring minerals and are for general information only. They are not medical advice and have not been evaluated by the FDA.
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